We know what it's like, you've told your careers teacher and mentors that you want to become an international supervillain but you just cannot find the right property hidden in the local volcano for you and your henchmen to build your satellite destroying laser and the only position currently available for international supervillains has just been filled by an Orange Sh*tgibbon with a criminal record and a penchant for lying, rambling incoherently and soiling himself in public. We know that he has also collected around himself the most depraved group of individuals ever given the privilege of using up some of the scarce resource of oxygen but you still think that your eclectic group of muggers, con artists and forgers can camp it up in the Dr Evil stakes.

Here we have the perfect hideaway.

Now as an evil supervillain you will be doing a bit of work on the location, satellite launch station, separate shark and crocodile tanks and one of those elaborate cat scratching posts, so the fact that you will need to alter absolutely everything in this vandalised ex-puticlub/bar/restaurant/Valencia viewpoint won't really bother you.

The building is known as the Zenital and as we know all good supervillains have a Zed somewhere or sometimes an X, looking at you Musky boy. The idea of the house was that it was a representation of the Cosmos and a part of the countryside surrounding it but it was the 60s so some serious drugs might have been imbibed before its building. It's a series of concentric semicircles with serious views down to Valencia and up to the heavens above and heavens to murgatroyd even, bring your telescope but make sure it has the attached laser to target those satellites.

Theoretically it has 5 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, and all the usual things associated with a normal house (except right angles). Practically it is a blank canvas for your evil world controlling ideas when you are not snoozing at the Whitehouse. But for now let's look at the features.

Air Conditioning - Of course. There are currently no intact windows so plenty of breeze
Bullet Proof Windows - I mean not currently but you'll be doing that right?
Double Glazing - There is nothing more reassuring than two layers of security in the bullet proof glass
Garage - I mean it could have, your lunar landing module will need somewhere to park
Garden - It's a tad steep but when you throw Mr Bond from the balcony you'll want to make sure he dies and not make the same mistakes other supervillains often repeat over and over.
Views - You can see your enemies approaching, as long as they come from the South.

What more could you ask for? Come and see this wonderful piece of history if you have over a million spare (the asking price is just 380k but don't let that fool you, this isn't a 10k quick remodel and flip). It doesn't need a Billion like Dr Evil asks for so you'll be good to go.