One of the main teachings of the Arabian Nights is that Scheherazade always leaves the Sultan wanting more. And why not? If she doesn't she stands a good chance of being beheaded the next morning. If there was ever an incentive to make up a story with no end then the Saturday morning cinemas of our youth had nothing on Scheherazade.

Why am I telling you this though? What has that got to do with a villa on the Altury estate in Turis which definitely doesn't leave you wanting more because it has almost 500m2 spread over two floors with huge terraces, easy maintenance gardens and a nearby bar to walk to and stagger back from?

Well, you need to check out the decoration which is very Arabic looking at times and you should take special note of the master bedroom which is either the perfect place to listen to 1001 Nights being softly whispered into your ear in an ASMR monotone or you could call it a bit of a Russian Oligarch's tasteless love nest. We all have our opinions right?

So, 5 bedrooms, three bathrooms, two living rooms, two kitchens, two huge terraces, garage, storage room and a bit of a bunker feel. Secluded easy maintenance gardens and a large pool which needs filling or photoshop to make it look better than what my photo shows you.

You have fast internet and the towns of Turis or Real de Montroy are just 10 minutes away for your supermarket needs and to pick up a copy of Arabian Nights if required.

There's a kids park next door, a bar and sports centre nearby and it lies on an established estate with tarmacced roads and houses with lovely gardens overlooking a dry riverbed full of plants and flowers.