Snow White and the Seven Years After

Price : 360,000€   : 4   : 1   : 470 Sq.M

Reference : 2148 - Listed : February, 2024

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It's a little known fact that the years after being rescued by Prince with him playing a riff from Purple Rain while puckering up, Snow White's life wasn't quite lived happily ever after. It turns out that the Prince was a bit of a control freak after hearing of his powers to revive random women with "Love's first kiss", and he lost it a bit. After a couple of years Snow White decided to get out of this abusive relationship with a serial snogger and ran away to reunite with the renamed 7 vertically challenged individuals and they hatched a plan to run away to Olocau (Yeah, who knew?)

Now, long story short and if I am not mixing up fairy tales, the evil Witch turned up again after tracking Snow White down through her Facebook profile and constant Instagram Stories and this time she had a barrel of poisoned apples. Snow White hadn't learned her lesson and didn't know she should have turned off the location data on her social media profiles and once more her apple weakness betrayed her. She ate the red half and her seven little mates did the same finishing off the barrel in no time. This time they were all turned to stone and to this day they remain in the garden of this villa in Olocau having ruined their incipient and very successful Stag Party Dwarf Throwing business. You can see them in the pictures.

So in this house you get a bit of fairy tale history, a four bedroom villa with elevated views over the Turia valley on a quiet established estate, a large plot of over 1000m2 a double garage with plenty of space to develop if required, an excellent pool area again enjoying those valley views and the chance to redevelop this house to your own tastes because yes, even though the owner has placed a frankly optimistic price tag on the property, you will actually need to change that kitchen, the windows, the heating system and more. The chance to imprint your own personality on this house is there.

Why are we listing it then? Firstly, we think the owner should negotiate on price and we know the location well. There's also views, the tranquility, the potential and the lifestyle. It will definitely suit somebody really well if they are looking for a little bit of a project, a great location, a quiet life and above all a small part of invented modernised fairy tale history.

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Features of this property

Terrace

Pool - Private

Garden

Log Burner

Garage

Cable Internet

Urbanisation

Barbecue Area

Countryside Views

Furnished

Storage

Chimney

Needs Renov

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