Looking through the photos before we write up the listing is always a good start to see if we can get some inspiration for another zinger ValProp description and raise a few smiles from our faithful readers, creative juices flow and a few reasonably crafted paragraphs drip from our fingertips, another page and url is created and lands on the Web, to infinity and beyond or something like that.

Now i’ve been staring at these photos long and hard (stop it) and i can find absolutely nothing wrong with the property, here is no reason for mirth and derision, nor can i draw attention to some dubious artwork, a ridiculous elephant tusk dining table or some dodgy marble medieval fireplace that is so offensive to the eye you arrange a viewing just so you can do a selfie and show your mates how crap some peoples tastes are. It’s a strange one, no distinguishing characteristic or quirky design, i suppose you could say that it’s neutrality is it’s redeeming feature.

Combine a no nonsense approach to a build quality with features you just don’t find in most of these houses, ventilated cavity walls, green heating system, anti-shock safety glass PVC windows with german profiles which probably just means really clever and efficient, all the living space is laid out on one main floor, then below theres a large and useful basement for storage, office space, and rumble room. Outside on the huge plot we find a manicured oasis of calm and privacy with enticing pool, chill out shaded terraces, and an impressive summer kitchen.

A great house with everything set up and ready to go and just a short walk to the popular town of L’Eliana and everything it has to offer.