I wrote a Note on the Valencia Property Facebook page that was quite well received. Click on the link to see it there and like the page while there if you want ;-). However I thought those people who don't use Facebook may like to take a look too. So here are 15 things that Brits say when in Spain that demonstrate that they don't understand the country... yet!
Remember though most of them need to be pronounced with incredulity.
1) We found a lovely unspoiled beach just outside of Magaluf
2) Have you got mellow birds rather than that Spanish rubbish?
3) That's not boiled ham!
4) That bread would be really nice if it had some butter with it
5) Has that got garlic in it?
6) This should only take five minutes right?
7) Is that safe?
8. I'm in no hurry but put the price down by about 20,000!
9) I get by (Invariably the answer to the question do you speak Spanish?)
10) What exactly is that?
11) It must be true, it said it in the Mail
12) He can't park there
13) What do you mean by saying the game starts at 11:30?
14) Why wouldn't I want a receipt for that?
15) ........................................................... (This one is up to you of course)
Add your own here or take a look at the note on the page and see what has already been added. Some really funny ones because all of them are what are being said every day by unsuspecting newbies in Spain and us seasoned and grizzled old pros have a wry smile every time we hear them. Don't fall into the trap. You wouldn't like us when we are smiling.
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