This is a bargain holiday apartment, in a great location to easily explore the city and beyond. Why the great price? Well, its interior (no traffic noise), and the kitchen and bathroom are a bit of an odd shape. But who among us isn’t? If we were to not consider anything or anyone just because they are a weird shape where would we be?
Some examples: - The Hemisferic, fish knives, Madonna’s face

It is 5 minutes walk from the riverbed, and 10 from the city centre. Its across the road of one of Valencia’s 2 star Michelen restaurants, and the tramline for the beach passes by 100 metres away. This connects with the airport line, so less than 40 minutes door-to-door to the airport by public transport.

Other things that have weird shapes: - Most of the attachments for beard trimmers, tardigrades, Donald Trump

3 bedrooms, air-conditioning, no renovation required, just redecorate whenever you have a chance, this is a ready-to-go holiday apartment, a perfect base close to the city centre.

Pretty much every sweet potato, the Fiat Multipla and Harvey Weinstein's penis

Ok, I’ll stop now. Some things best not to be reminded of every time you walk into the kitchen