A fifth floor property on Calle San Vicente, very near the AVE Train station, now with the new ultra-low cost train tickets to Madrid, you could easily pop up and down to our nation's capital. In fact you could go on a trip just by spending an hour in the kitchen staring at the tilework.

Anyway this apartment is a lot more economical than anything in Madrid. 4 bedrooms and one bathroom as it stands, but options for a bit of modernisation, swap a bedroom for an en suite and an office.

Its nice and bright, metro station also nearby, the city centre close enough to walk anyway. I know you think I'm joking, but there are people on the edge of Madrid that take longer and pay more to get to work than you would do from here. And I guarantee you they are miserable. So is that what you want, a life of misery? No? Then better call us fast.