Facebook and Instagram went down last week for a few hours and we all had a shocking glimpse of our dystopian future. A world where image counts for nothing, influencers can’t influence and twitter a***holes rule the world.

So in your future, what is going to be important? You promised yourself that one day you’d move to a place that was less stressful and more enjoyable. Where the sun shines most days of the year and the big partisan divide in society is do you add onions to tortilla or not. (You absolutely do, by the way).

Here’s a perfect little apartment to live out that dream. In Russafa, lots of culture and life around, but close to the new metro line opening soon so easy to get out to see the rest of the city, or indeed quickly get to and from the airport without worrying about traffic.

This building is only a few years old so no question of any reform needed. There are a couple of balconies to watch the world go by, and lots of light coming in. Built-in wardrobes to store the paddleboard, art materials and all the stuff you’ve said you are going to do once life slows down.

So have a look then make the decision at last and give us a call. Hopefully Facebook and Instagram will stay up long enough for you to post enough photos to make all your old friends and neighbours jealous. I mean, that’s what life is all about, isn’t it?